Tezuka In English Discussion Forums

There was a site I used to visit (no longer on the web) called "Sarah Sensei's Playhouse." She had a whole page dedicated to Rock with scans from Vampires and Alabaster, and you could even e-mail Rock and ask him stuff and he'd respond, usually with a lot of bad language and racial slurs.

Anywho.....

She had a section where she'd show an image from a random Tezuka manga, white out the text, and people could add in their own funny caption. I'm aware this is a popular game on many forums, but I noticed we didn't have one here. You guys up for it?

Here's one:



"We'll teach those christians to believe in math and science! Burn Them!!! Burn those who believe the earth revolves around the sun!"

Can you guys think up any other captions for this picture? I'll pick whichever one I find the funniest, and then that person can post a new one. Ya Ready???

I like the idea of having a regular caption competition. Nice one Rocku.

For what it's worth:

"Stop that! The Creature is in the abandoned windmill half a mile up the road. This is just some poor guy's house.
I suggest we leave before he gets home."

In my opinion that's the funniest one yet.

I remembered I had some random untranslated pages on my harddrive, so rather than wait for a scan here's a page from the Three Eyed One:



Good Luck

Um. This is a rather difficult one. But I'll give it a try.

"What do you jerks all think you are doing staring at us with a funny expression? If I want to go out with a midget, that's my own decision. Even if he does have three eyes, I don't care. I love him for the person he is inside. Not what he looks like." (Maybe she could threaten to teach them a lesson with the flaming torch in her hand)

"How many times have I told you not to feed them anything sticky?"