Happy (belated) Valentine's Day! Originally planned to post it yesterday but my FTP refused to work properly.
"I'm not in at the moment. If you are in need of medical attention, please leave your name, telephone number, nature of your complaint, seriousness of your condition, and how much you can afford to pay me. I'll get back to you later."
Hooray! ヽ(*・ω・)ノ I actually managed it to finish some art ever since I had surgery. My fingers still haven't recovered entirely (they are still slightly numb) but it's a start.
"I'm not in at the moment. If you are in need of medical attention, please leave your name, telephone number, nature of your complaint, seriousness of your condition, and how much you can afford to pay me. I'll get back to you later."