"Jeffenstein"?
I have not laughed that hard for a good long while, thanks, Potato! Did I say 'October' on this forum?
My mother insists on making a big deal out of birthdays, & assembles everybody, take pictures, has everyong sing, etc. I just want my brownies! Yes, I admit it! I rarely eat cake, and never eat vanilla cake or ice cream. For me, it must be chocolate, and dark chocolate is preferred. I still have several pounds of Hersheys halloween candy, and the Easter candy goes on sale tomorrow, or today, depending on how you define 1:07 AM.
Since I have no secret identity, I will keep the day of the month a secret, at least for a while.