Alright guys.
I've sat in the sidelines and watched this debate long enough, but it's time I set you
both straight!
It surprises me how naive you both are, actually thinking that it matters what the constitution says or whether the state or federal government has more power.
The truth is, it doesn't matter.
That is because the government isn't real. It's just a distraction to keep us from realizing who really runs this country...
DOGS!
That's right! All those cute little doggie-woggies you see, from ratty Chihuahuas to big, burly St. Bernards are actually the secret ruling class of this country!
But, even the dogs aren't the highest on the totem pole. Though, the Masons, the Mafia, and even the Grey Aliens all answer directly to our canine masters! But, the Dogs who run the U.S.A. have to answer to the group that rules the whole world, the Illuminati!
Yes, The Illuminati (or the "Illumi-naughty" as they prefer to be called), who themselves take orders directly from the grand triumvirate, which consists of Elvis, Bigfoot, and Carrot Top!
So, keep that in mind next time you see a little puppy on the street or see Carrot Top perform in Vegas. But, it's better if you pretend you don't know.
You probably want some proof, but since I'm claiming this is a
secret government than the
lack of proof
is my proof! See, it all makes sense!
If you want more proof than that, just go to Area-51 where you'll find a Wal-mart (one with a really great deal on tupperware BTW). Just ask the Alien who works in housewares to speak to "Charlie".
Charlie is the pit-bull in charge of Area-51. He'll tell you the truth, but he might not let you leave! And, you'll spend the rest of your life running the register at the disgusting mini-McDonalds near the exit.
Sorry, to put the Smackdown on both your arguments, but someone had to say what everyone else was thinking.
Now if you excuse me, I got a customer waiting, and I don't want Charlie to catch me slacking off.