Tezuka Captions

[Rocku]

[Rock's Sunglasses]

Rainbow Parakeet: GREAT SCOTT! Where are your feet!?

Girl: That's what I came to ask you!

Alternately:

Audition #345 for the Rainbow Parakeet's sidekick:

Girl: Arf! I'm the Rainbow Spaniel! Arf! Arf!

RP: Dreadful; you stink worse than the breath of a real one that just ate garlic. Next! Maybe this wasn't such a good i--

Girl: But--but--awoooooooooooooo!

RP: Security!

(Parakeet is immediately seized by one guard per arm)

Shorter guard: Rainbow Budgie, you are under arrest for multiple counts of theft (including that of a young woman's feet), impersonating a...

RP: Stupidest idea i've ever had...

[Princess Sapphire]

[Jeffbert]

Is it time to pick a winner?

[Princess Sapphire]

[Recca_Phoenix]

[Rock's Sunglasses]

Yippee! And here is the next picture:



Especially if you know Spanish, disregard what is already there.

My caption:

Rock soars over suburban Tokyo seconds before Osamu Tezuka's eraser, off camera, corrects a mistake he made in a fit of overtiredness the night before and returns the wings to a grateful Phoenix. Black Jack had never seen so many broken bones in his life...

[Manetoys]

REDBULL GIVES YOU WIIIIINGS!!

[Recca_Phoenix]

"Hey, look at meeee I'm goin' to Heaven! I told you I wasn't *that* evil!"

[Jeffbert]

"Bleah! I told you the laws of physics are null and void in cartoons."

[Rock's Sunglasses]

Little does Rock know, the only undamaged part of his wings after he hits a sign reading "NEXT TIME, TRY THE MARINE EXPRESS" is about to be the tag reading: "Acme Phoenix Wings. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG."

Something about this picture keeps saying slapstick to me.

[Jeffbert]

I guess this does remind me of something the Coyote might do in his quest to make a meal of the Road Runner.

[Recca_Phoenix]

[Rocku]

this picture is hilarious.

[Rocku]

BJ: Rock?!

Steve: No, this is Rock's illegitimate son, Steve.

BJ: Dammit, how many things has Rock had sex with?